Room 317, Monday Afternoon

[multiplez]

Z had no children. But after a run to Turtle and Canary, Z had Cheetos and candy. She also had stolen pixie extra credit booze in her sock drawer, music, and an open door. Any kids who came in her room were so getting sugared up. She was nice like that. Their parents probably wouldn't think so, but what did Z care? She was kid-free!

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[notlostyouare]

Bronwyn breaks into peals of giggles. "No, silly, you had a baby 'cause I couldn't be borned from a jar!"

[multiplez]

Z looked up at Bridge and mouthed, 'What the frak?' then back at Bronwyn. "Okay, say that again?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge? Looking just as 'what the frak' as Z is right now. His mouth just kind of opens and closes a couple of times while no actual sounds make it out.

[multiplez]

"Okay, sweetheart," Z said slowly to Bronwyn, "I could have sworn you just said that I...had you."

[notlostyouare]

"I tolded you this before, Daddy," Bronwyn says with a less-than-patient sigh, then turns to Aunt Z. "The people inna lab tooked D-N-A from my daddies and then they smooooooooooshed them together in a jar, like mooshy twinkies go in the ice cream, but I couldn't be borned from a jar so they put me inside you and I grew and grew and then I was borned THE END!"

[multiplez]

Ooooookay. Z shot another Look at Bridge, then grinned at Bronwyn and said, "Not quite, you're still doin' stuff, right?"

[notlostyouare]

Bronwyn nods. "Yuh-huh, but that's a new story!"